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A Useless Book

by Andrew Abel

Reviews

“Utter rubbish. Not a single helpful fact. Zero stars, but I can’t count that low.”
— Mathly Incorrect Weekly

“The only thing I learned was how fast I can close a book.”
— Readers Indigestion Digest

“My chair enjoyed it more than I did.”
— Better Homes & Bookends

“Read it cover to cover. Still don’t know how many humps a camel has.”
— The Zoological Missed-it Monthly

“My kid started giggling. Now he thinks ignorance is funny. Thanks a lot.”
— Parenting Panic Quarterly

“Even the goldfish seemed unimpressed.”
— Aquatic Book Review & Snacks

“Great for leveling a table. Useless for leveling up your brain.”
— IQ Not Included

“A triumph of nonsense. If nonsense had never triumphed.”
— The London Foghorn

“This book taught me nothing, and now I proudly know even less.”
— Forgetful & Free Newsletter

“If I could unread it, I would. Twice.”
— Amnesia Weekly

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